Perche Sicilia?

I have felt for a long time that one day I would travel to Sicily, a beautiful land of volcanoes and earthquakes, a land often arid and brutally hot but incredibly fertile as well, set in the Mediterranean midway between Africa and Europe. My grandmother was born in the small town of San Fratello midway between Palermo and Messina but enough inland from the Tyrrhenian Sea to be in the Nebrodi Mountains. I know a bit of the European Mediterranean, its climate and people, the food and wine, its literature, art and landscapes and I have been reading, especially in the past several years, many books on Sicily’s fraught history–occupied by Greeks and Romans, Arabs from north Africa, Vikings and Visigoths, the Byzantines, the French and the Spanish; all came, ruled and left their mark on the foods and the language–so I wanted to experience a kind of homecoming to an unknown past. And of course I have watched numerous videos-Stanley Tucci, Anthony Bourdain, Rick Steves and many others less celebrated.

Here she sits (Marianna Gambetti, lower left) a few years after arriving in the US with her extended family. The man she married Giovanni (John) Campanie (ne Campagna) was born in the Lazio hilltown of Castro dei Volschi midway between Rome and Naples. They met, married, raised their family and lived the rest of their lives in Oneida, NY, part of the great poverty-induced diaspora of people from southern Italy, the Mezzogiorno.

And here I am, age 7 or 8, with my dad, nonna and bisnonna, four generations
of seemingly aggrieved, or at least not very happy family members!

I can’t remember now exactly how the topic came up but I was chatting with my son Geoffrey and the idea of a trip to Sicily began to percolate and by the end of that phone call we had pretty much agreed on May 2023 as a target date, that we would rent Airbnbs, one in Palermo, the other in Siracusa, and take day trips throughout the island. My daughter in law Monica was to have gone with us but after a last-minute change of plans my granddaughter Isabelle came with us instead. It would be fun to rewatch the second season of The White Lotus with its three-generation storyline and compare it with ours. So what follows is an account, with lots of photos, of our just-completed trip.

The plane that was to carry me to Charles DeGaulle Airport sat on the Atlanta Airport tarmac, then returned to the gate, a piece of landing gear was replaced and finally we left more than an hour and a half late which meant that I would miss my flight from Paris to Palermo by two, yes two, minutes. Customer service came to the rescue, I was rerouted through Rome and arrived in Palermo hours late but, grazie a dio for cell phones and texting, Geoffrey and Isabelle met me at the Falcone Borsellino Airport in the late evening.

Although I had been following weather forecasts I had not fully absorbed what cloudy, temperatures in the upper 60s, a bit windy, meant in terms of my clothing choices. Over the previous months I had found outfits that said “Sicily!” to me so undeterred that’s what I brought. Thank goodness I had at least thrown a shell jacket in the bag!

Geoffrey and Isabelle had already spent time in the B&B and had driven out of town and seen a Roman, or was it Greek, temple. Now we could spread luggage out, try to figure out how to charge our various devices–7 in all–and make a grocery list for the next day. The apartment was excellent but there was absolutely no food, not even salt, in the kitchen.

The next morning Geoffrey went out early returning with cornetti e cappuccini for us, while Isabelle slept in; then we went out to walk around the old Arab part of Palermo, the Kalsa, getting our first view of the cathedral and the Teatro Massimo. Much of the old neighborhood was destroyed by Allied bombing in 1943 and buildings were not repaired later, a legacy according to author Peter Robb, Midnight in Sicily, of the Cosa Nostra. Still, everywhere you look there are elegant Baroque buildings.

We had forgotten to bring a couple of decks of cards along so an early purchase, along with all those adapters, was a set of very expensive “professional” cards. We began the evening with an episode of The White Lotus and followed that with several games of Spite & Malice, none of which I won.

Dead Ends: Our first theme

Monday it poured so we thought perhaps we could outrun the weather by heading south down the west coast. At least we’d be in the car. We drove to Trapani where salt mining is still done. The ocean water dries in large “pans” and is circulated using windmill power to move the ever saltier water along. The soil is clay and at one point Isabelle and I jumped out to photograph some poppies and sank into the stickiest mud I have ever experienced. There was no washing it off in the nearby puddles.

From Trapani–the rain had abated somewhat–we drove on to Marsala where we dead-ended almost immediately in an open farmers’ market and had to back out, the first but not last time we ignored all the obvious signs of an ever-narrowing street. We found what turned out to be a very good restaurant, Le Isole, right on the water, dashed through the rain, our umbrellas flipping inside out, had a very satisfying lunch and watched the rain.

We were still intent on driving all the way down the west coast and walking around, rain permitting, the fairly new archeological park in Selinunte, a site that rivals, we’d been told, the Valley of Temples in Agrigento. This time though the weather really defeats us; the park has been closed for the day. We head back north taking a different route to Palermo.

We have time!

The next day the weather is much better and there is lots to do in Palermo and nearby Monreale. We check but there are no performances currently at the Teatro Massimo so we book ourselves in for a tour of the building and get to watch a bit of rehearsal. The model pictured is the architect’s original one.

We walk to the nearby Capo market to try our luck with street food. The place we choose is less than memorable. Nothing is really hot, the sardines are disappointing but spritzes help! Oh, and so does the guy with the accordion!

After lunch we headed to Monreale to see the mosaics in the cathedral said to rival those in Ravenna which I had seen in 2018, and they are spectacular but I did miss the special golden light which came through the alabaster windows in Ravenna. It is estimated that the mosaics, 12th and 13th c., contain 2,200 kilograms of gold.

There’s time for one more adventure so we drive to the summit of Monte Pellegrino and look down on the Conca d’Oro (so named for the green citrus orchards along the harbor though it’s pretty much built over now) and the city of Palermo.

Isabelle has been doing some research and finds a “slow-food” restaurant, Aja Mola, and has made a reservation for us so we top off our long day with a long leisurely seafood dinner, creative desserts and wine, all locally sourced. Perhaps the place was a bit pretentious or too earnest but still it was a very pleasant evening and we walked home feeling very mellow. On the way we find a store that sells particularly nice coppolas, the traditional Sicilian hat, so I buy one for Geoffrey and one to take back for Bob.

Our Sicilian Roots

Wednesday is designated “Roots” day–not that we have any White Lotus visions of finding family in San Fratello, my cousins had already tried that. The closest we come is a cemetery where we find numerous Gambettas, Gambittas and Miraglias, all safely deceased so they can’t tell us to “Eff off!!” though judging by some of the grim-faced people whose photos grace the stones, I would not have been surprised to hear a whispered curse.

San Fratello is surrounded by the Parco Regionale Nebrodi and we follow a steep winding road through the countryside from Acquedolci on the coast. We park and walk around the town stopping to have a late morning snack in a little cafe and no, I don’t have a Johnny Cammareri (Moonstruck) moment of kissing the ground, though I did pick up a small stone to bring back!

San Fratello is not a tourist town and feeling that we have seen enough we head north again to the coast and then west to Cefalu. It’s mid afternoon and we’re hungry and although it’s a bit cool, cloudy and windy we park near the Lido and find a restaurant, Al Gabbiano. Cefalu is touristy–it’s a major beach destination–so we don’t expect the restaurant we chose to be very good but we have excellent pizzas as well as a pasta dish and we meet for the first time the Sicilian pigna, the pine cone that symbolizes fertility, health, good luck and prosperity, a ceramic figure that graces many a doorway, ours now in fact at Keldaby.

Back in Palermo Isabelle and Geoffrey put together a platter of cheeses, sausages, olives; we open a bottle of wine and play Spite & Malice and watch White Lotus far into the night. Isabelle has to be awake at 4 o’clock to take an online final exam!

A late-evening cena. Che bella!

The Past Becomes Real

A bit of research explains why, despite two trips to the cathedral in Palermo, we find no mosaics there. The mosaics are elsewhere: at the Church of Santa Maria dell’Ammiraglio often called La Martorana from 1143 CE and two rooms in the Palazzo dei Normanni–the Cappella Palatina and the Sala Ruggero. Since we are leaving Palermo today we let Isabelle sleep and we pack up our gear, have coffee and cornetti, wake Isabelle and leave our wonderful B&B.

We have time only to visit one of the two sites and because there are catacombs, which sound fascinating, near the Palazzo dei Normanni we decide to go there where we see not only another fantastic example of Byzantine mosaics but also several exhibits, one archeological showing the various stages of development on this site, the other a contemporary young artist from Milan. In retrospect I know we should have spent many more hours there.

The art show in another part of the palace is called Punctum with work by the young Milanese artist Omar Hassan.

But, we have to move on as we are due in Siracusa by early evening and we still have the Capuchin catacombs to visit. This vast underground series of rooms houses the skeletal and mummified remains of hundreds of Capuchin monks, the earliest from 1599. Later, when the monks realized this was a potential goldmine for them, they allowed, for a fee, the laity to be entombed there as well. And here they all are, clothed, tagged, aligned in their proper niches, more than 8000 of them: doctors, lawyers, wealthy businessmen; widows and virgins; children; military men. Row upon row, many suspended from hooks in the walls, others lying in their own sarcophagi. The practice was suspended by the end of the 19th century except for the most famous of all, beautiful little 2 year old Rosalia Lombardo who died of bronchial pneumonia and was embalmed by Alfredo Salafia in 1920. Salafia had discovered a truly phenomenal and secret process and she lies in a glass cabinet, perfectly preserved and seemingly asleep, her golden hair prettily curled on her forehead. Macabre indeed! Isabelle is reprimanded for taking a photo but I have already managed to take four shots, though not of Rosalia. We are so fascinated by the whole experience that both Isabelle and I spring for the 20 euro book.

La piccola Rosalia

We bid farewell to Palermo and head south down the autostrada toward Agrigento

and the Valley of Temples and impressive indeed it is. We park at the upper end, a story in itself. An enlarged parking area is being created just beyond us as we lock the car. The citrus trees are being removed from among the olive trees and people are already beginning to park there as soon as the bulldozers finish one row and go on to the next.

The new parking lot. Glad they have at least left the olive trees!

Now we head east toward Siracusa and as we get near Catania Geoffrey says, “Hey guys, look to the left!” and there’s our first view of Mount Etna.

We have been in contact with the host and we let her know we will be arriving about 6:30 and our GPS guide (and because she mispronounces all Italian words I don’t bother to give her a name, unlike Signorina Elettra who guided us around northern Italy in 2018) directs us to our spot where Chiara awaits us. The apartment, occupying two floors (2nd and 3rd in US terms), feels like the resident family has just decamped for the five days we will be around. Chiara shows us through the family room, down a corridor past a locked door marked Giuseppe and into the bathroom which is clearly the highlight of the BnB as it contains a large two-person jacuzzi, no shower and of course the obligatory bidet. Next we are taken upstairs where there is a kitchen (“But we recommend that you use the outdoor kitchen,” she says, not explaining why and pointing to the enclosed porch and balcony beyond.) Then there is the bedroom, a darkish unwelcoming room which feels spectorily inhabited and a second, smaller, crowded bathroom with a washing machine and tiny shower cubicle–we have visions of the whole thing toppling over while we are in it. I have already decided I will sleep on the couch in the enclosed porch cum kitchen. Finally she shows us, beyond Giuseppe’s Room and the grand bathroom, a bunk-bedded room clearly belonging to the family’s children. The beds are too short for adults so that is dismissed out of hand. Geoffrey will sleep in the family room, I on the porch and Isabelle in the bedroom I am silently calling la camera da letto dela strega.

After we have unpacked our luggage and tried to figure out the WiFi, we head out for the old part of the city which is on the island of Ortigia. It’s a long walk although it is along the smaller harbor basin and the evening light over the water is serene and beautiful. We eventually get to the bridge, cross it and find ourselves in a very different neighborhood.

It’s evening and we haven’t had much to eat all day so we find a restaurant, the tavernetta above, and again share an antipasto, a primo and a secondo with wine. The next day a big storm blows in, our balcony and car are covered with sand and when we next go to Ortigia we see some of the storm’s aftermath.

Ortigian balconies

We spend a lot of time on the island over the course of our stay in Siracusa. Below, a building just as you cross onto the island next to a park with yet another ficus. Below these are photos of the Fountain of Arethusa, a fresh-water spring from the Ciane River and the papyrus and ducks that grow there.

The historical highlight of the western side is the fountain of Arethusa. The name of the fountain comes from a nymph. Arethusa, in Greek, in fact, means the waterer. Around the fountain, there is Greek myth that you can’t miss.

The myth of her transformation begins in Arcadia when Arethusa came across a clear stream and began bathing, not knowing it was the river god Alpheus, who flowed down from Arcadia through Elis to the sea. He fell in love during their encounter, but she fled after discovering his presence and intentions, as she wished to remain a chaste attendant of Artemis.

After a long chase, she prayed to her goddess to ask for protection. Artemis hid her in a cloud, but Alpheus was persistent. She began to perspire profusely from fear, and soon transformed into a stream. fled underwater to Siracusa in an attempt to rid herself of the persistent amorous advances of the river God Alpheios.

The Goddess Artemis transformed her into the fresh water spring that we can see today... From the website Sicily Day by Day

It’s not just people who like scooters

Fountain of Diana in the Piazza Archimedes

The market in Ortigia is open every day except Sunday and it is a wonderful way to spend time. Lots of beautiful produce and meat and seafood but also clothing, jewelry, housewares, pretty much anything you might want. The smells from the herbs and spices was especially enticing and the store shown below was maybe even more tempting than Zabar’s or Sahadi’s! (Just a New York note.)

Eventually I buy a small terracotta trinancria and contemplate a “Testa di Moro” as well but decide it would be too big to carry home.

Here’s that story: As the legend goes, there lived a beautiful young maiden with silky black hair and eyes the color of the sea of Palermo who spent her days cultivating and caring for the plants of her balcony. Young women were unable to go out alone at this time in Sicily, so the balcony served as a glimpse of freedom. One day, a wealthy young Moorish merchant noticed the young woman and instantly became captivated by her rare beauty and declared his love for her. Flattered and moved by his passion, she surrendered her love and virtue to him. Dishonored and stripped of her virtue, the young maiden soon learned the Moro would return to his country where his wife and children waited for him. Blinded by rage and heartache, the young woman waited until nightfall for him to fall asleep. She crept into the kitchen and returned to the bedroom with a knife, where she decapitated her beloved so he could never leave her again. The morning after, she turned his head into pot, filling it with basil, a symbol of passion and royalty, where it adorned her other plants on her balcony. The “pot” grew lush, so as to arouse the envy of the local residents who ordered the construction of similar vessels.
Today these ornamental vases, worked in ceramics and hand-painted by master craftsmen, are a very auspicious symbol for the residences of the Sicilians
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Testa di Moro and a pigna

I gatti di Ortigia. One source estimates there are nearly 440,000 feral cats in Sicily, a disturbing thought for a cat person such as myself. Makes one appreciate the catch-and-neuter policy

We saw kids throughout the island all painted like this and think that perhaps it was a post-graduation event although we couldn’t find anything on Google and were too shy to ask. Lunch at the Blue Fish Restaurant. Good but their emphasis on cleanliness bordered on obsession.

Although I can’t be sure because I didn’t check to see who the automaker was, I see this as the new deux chevaux, yes? I would love to have one! There are quite a few SmartCars; lots of Fiat Pandas, 500s, 600s, 700s, etc.; Citroens; Peugeots; Renaults, especially Clios; Dacias; Fords and some Toyota Yarises.

This area of the property contains traces of the temple of Apollo made in Doric style and the most ancient in Western Greece(6th century B.C.E.). Quote is from a UNESCO site.

At the tip of Ortigia is the Castello Maniace, a military fortification for hundreds of years. On the extreme tip of the island of Ortigia stands a monument that extends the horizon of the city towards the sea of the Orient. This is the castle commissioned by the Emperor Frederick II and built on the rocks; a Gothic building of a clean, geometric form, with a square plan, each side measuring 51 metres, and four round towers at each corner. This castle, known as Castello Maniace, doesn’t seem to have preserved the memory of its royal patron in its name, a name that is also given to quarter in which it stands. “Maniace” in fact is a name which recalls a Byzantine admiral who between 1038 and 1040 reconquered the city of Siracusa for the Byzantine Empire, taking it back from Arab domination. Although the building has undergone many structural changes over time, the castle – which was created more as an Imperial residence – characterises the skyline of Ortigia with a strong medieval flavour. From the website siracusaculture.com

Here is the Duomo of Siracusa, on Ortigia, begun in the 7th c. (though the facade is clearly Baroque) over the 5th c. BCE Greek Temple of Athena. It is so fascinating to see how the columns of the temple were incorporated into the walls of the later church.

I am embarrassed to admit that we never formally went to the Neapolis Archeological Park. We snuck in one evening just before a performance and saw a bit of the 5th c. BCE, renovated 3rd c. BCE, remains of the Greek theatre and walked around for about half an hour. It was really our only contact, except for the BnB, with mainland Siracusa.

We drove to Noto on the stormy day because it is famous for its Sicilian Baroque buildings and to see the cathedral whose dome collapsed in 1997 (not properly reinforced after a 1990 earthquake) and was rebuilt and reopened in 2007. While we were having our customary spritzes and panini we saw a museum across the way and decided to check it out.

We drove south from Noto all the way to the southeastern part of the island, through the town of Pachino, to the land’s end. The road went through a very different countryside from what we had seen before and at the end there was a small village which seemed more like summer homes. Other areas had what appeared to be abandoned greenhouses. We saw hardly another soul. We took a walk along the beach, dipped our toes into the Ionian Sea where it meets the Mediterranean and then drove back to Siracusa.

Our last day trip from Siracusa was to Etna, which we had just learned had erupted the day before, closing the Catania airport for several hours because of the ash. We are also stopping on the way in Melilli for photos for a friend whose family had come from that town and then we’ll be heading up to Taormina.

Melilli sits on a hill not far from the Ionian Sea. In the past it was mainly agricultural–its name comes from the Latin for apple–and it is also known for its honey. In a video I watched (YouTube: You, Me and Sicily) I saw a great deal more than we had time to investigate. In the video it is noted that many of its residents emigrated to Middletown CT and there is still today a strong connection between Melilli and residents in Middletown, in fact there is a replica of this church, Sancti Sebastiani, there.

But now it’s time to head to Etna.

We are undecided about how much, how far up, we will go toward the top. It’s sprinkling and the skies are cloudy. We decide to drive up the road but see no other cars along the way. When we arrive at the cluster of buildings, perhaps the Rifugio Sapienza, from where the cable cars leave, it is filled with buses. We can’t see any peaks and when Geoffrey asks a woman just off one of the buses what their plan is she says that they will not be taking the cable car; it’s too cloudy. After the cable car there is a still a long hike or another bus trip in order to reach the summit. There are hikers who have started up the long ascent.

So this is where we stop and go into the restaurant/gift shop (every conceivable tourist item has been made from the lava) and no surprise, we have cappuccini before heading back down and so on to Taormina.

It was hard to distinguish old ash from the ash of the eruption the day before but when we saw it on cars that had been parked there for a day or two we knew this was new-fallen!

Interesting juxtaposition of this building (hotel perhaps) and the Baroque church next to it here in Zafferana Etnea

From here we went to Giardini Naxos, parked and walked along the waterfront. Even at sea level the views are spectacular.

And then reparking a bit further north, we walked along the beach in Letojanni where we found a good restaurant for lunch.

We strolled on the beach at Letojanni. Can’t really call it sand. It’s bigger than sand and after about five minutes really painful to walk on barefoot.

From there we drove to Castelmola way up the mountainside above Taormina with unbelievable views of the Ionian Sea. There is so much to see here; we barely scratched the surface, just dipping into a couple of shops.

Somehow we managed to miss the real sights–and sites–in Taormina though we did drive through. Now that I have watched a couple of videos I am really sorry that we didn’t do some homework so we would know better what to see. Here are a few photos anyway. At this point I will recommend a series of pleasingly amateur YouTube videos called You, Me and Sicily.

It’s been a long day, we’ve seen a lot. We head back for our last Siracusan night. The next morning we drive out of town toward our third BnB, a farm stay near Mazzarino.

Tutto andra bene

As we drive through Solarino we are suddenly engulfed by a herd of perhaps 200 sheep, a few goats, a couple of herding dogs and a shepherd. They may have been Valle del Belice or perhaps Barbaresca sheep; long-haired and quite good looking. The goats, of course, being goats stopped to nibble leaves from the trees they passed. We were hardly past the herd when we encountered this handsome bovine.

As we approached Palazzolo Acreide we rounded a bend and there before us were fields ablaze with the iconic Flanders Fields red poppies and a very enticing but abandoned farmstead. I immediately thought of those ads: Buy a home in Sicily for only one euro today! So tempting!

A real fixer-upper! I don’t know, do the bones look good? Perhaps not this one

We stopped in Palazzolo Acreide, parked near the Piazza del Popolo and had late-morning cappuccini and pastry, then walked around a bit and visited the church, which had a very Baroque, almost Rococo, painted ceiling and this beautiful chandelier.

From Palazzolo Acreide we drove on to Caltagirone, the city of tiles. As a hill town it has its obligatory and terrifying flight of stone steps leading up to the Duomo. We paused at the top. It’s a daunting staircase to contemplate and I could picture myself all too easily tripping and falling all the way down–no railings to cling to. Prudence kicks in, we walk around and see the steps from below.

Having decided that the moment has arrived to buy our pigne we go into CeramiCon where jewelry is also found, loved and purchased. A few minutes later however while we have drinks and a bit of lunch we discover that one of the bracelets is not in the box as promised. Ultimately it’s all resolved but, like the strange pistachio cannolo that Isabelle has ordered, it leaves a bad taste! Then we go into one of the churches where the sexton (perhaps, not the priest we think) tells us about their missionary work saving the bambini poveri of Mozambique, then drags us into another room where he has constructed quite the model train layout. As you can see there is both a nighttime and daytime iteration. We know we are being shamelessly badgered for a donation so we give in and hand him a few euro.

We’ve had our fill of Caltagirone and we’re on our way to Mazzarino.

Just now I have looked up the name of the castle where I found a most interesting article on the Mazzarino Friars in Wikipedia. Here’s the beginning. The Mazzarino Friars were a group of Capuchin friars that turned to crime. They were active around the town of MazzarinoItaly, in the 1950s. Their trial was a much-debated issue in the early ’60s in Italy, in the context of the historical struggle between clerical and anti-clerical political forces prominent at that time.

The whole story was pieced together in 1989 by journalist Giorgio Frasca Polara in his book La Terribile Istoria dei Frati di Mazzarino (The Terrible History of the Mazzarino Friars), published by Sellerio [it]. The name of the castle by the way seems to be U Cannuni, which sounds Sicilian, not Italian.

We have been driving through beautiful countryside, although already we see signs of the wildfires that burned over much of this area last summer. At the castle there is a group of cinema students filming a movie. In town we stop to buy groceries and thus fortified we head back to find our BnB, Azienda Agricola Frantoio.

Over the Top: The Wow! Factor

Following our quirky GPS we come in the back way on a nearly impassable road and arrive at this magnificent structure where we immediately feel we have stepped back a century and I am reminded of the henequen (sisal) hacienda we visited in the Yucatan with its warehouses and farm buildings around a courtyard. Two dogs excitedly greet us and a woman shows us into our accommodations which prove to be pretty small for the three of us. We have no idea what to expect; there are printed lists of activities but no sense they are possible–horse riding for instance–and the advertised pool is empty and doesn’t appear to be in a state of imminent availability. Something has happened, Covid perhaps, that has blighted this attempt at agritourism. Then the woman drives away and there is no one else, just us and the dogs who appear to be underfed, especially the black one who is lactating. We feed the dogs (banana, bread, tinned fish).

We think maybe we can rent another apartment here so we’ll have some more room. Geoffrey texts the owner who lives in Milan. Oh, he will contact relatives to see if there’s an available spot… No, there isn’t; it’s all full. So we make dinner and then the dogs, having figured out we were a soft touch, begin to hurl themselves against our door; eventually the black female unlatches the door and comes in. The hurling continues so Geoffrey again texts the owner (owner of what, we wonder, just this one apartment? Questions abound.) He responds advising us to open the door and “just scold the dogs. There is nothing else I can do”–but he must have contacted the woman because the next morning when she and another guy return she conspicuously feeds the dogs several times. Hmm.

We observe this use of these farms several times. The farms are not inhabited, dogs are left as guard animals (I guess; our two “guards” were exceptionally friendly) and people come to work during the day, then leave. I’ve tried to research this farm a bit but have found nothing yet. Here they appear to be cultivating citrus, olives and prickly pear.

Tranquillo: Where it is always 11 o’clock

Always 11 o’clock according to the clock on our wall. We went for a walk the next morning through this beautiful countryside and I really fell in love with this abandoned farmhouse. I have to read more to learn when people walked away from all these farms. When we get back Isabelle has seen the puppies (I had already imagined them to have met some dreadful end, sacked and drowned perhaps) but they are healthy and bouncing around. Their mom tells them to stay in the raspberry thicket and only lets them out when she comes to feed them. She doesn’t stay long; I think she is weaning them.

Meanwhile we have become intrigued by what could be a natural rock formation or could be that some culture at some point set rocks atop this hill or it could be ruins of a castle. Geoffrey and I try to drive to it down a strada chiusa (we’ll pretend we don’t understand if stopped) but dead-end at a farm gate. However now we can see clearly that it is a ruins of a castle.

GPS tells us nothing but I find on our large roadmap a marking for the Castello di Grassuliata. The next day we start out to hike to it and again as we approach it there is another closed farm gate but there is a guy with his dogs. Oh no, no, no, you can’t get there, not that way, he says gesticulating. Of course we don’t really understand him and Geoffrey and Isabelle decide to hike up anyway. They’re gone quite a while and when they finally come back down they have to admit defeat. There is a chasm that cannot be scaled without proper climbing gear. If you want to read more here’s a link. The site wouldn’t let me copy it. Grassuliato Castle in Mazzarino – Sicily (enjoysicilia.it)

The final day at our BnB arrives too soon as it always does. We never solved the mysteries of this place, who owned it, how active the farming was, how many visitors they’d put up or were expecting this summer. It was strange being there alone but quite wonderful.

Next morning we packed up, gave our remaining perishables to our doggie friends–Bella had followed us everywhere and now we worried that she would try to follow us out but she was a smart dog and recognized that we were really packing up to leave not just heading out for a drive. She came over, we petted her and said arrivederci and she walked away and lay down with her mate.

We had one more destination for our last day of travel before our flights home–Gangi, a medieval town high up on the edge of the Madonie Mountains. On the way we stopped in Petralia Soprano (there is a Petralia Sottana at the foot of the mountain) where there was an open-air market where we bought olives. We took a walk around this outstandingly neat, very organized town.

And then we drove on to Gangi. Our first view, from across a valley, showed a town so tightly packed with red-tiled buildings it was hard to believe there was even room for streets. Prophetic words indeed!

Following our GPS we started down a street which clearly was getting narrower and not straight but involving sharp turns and projecting buildings. A woman came out of her house, her gestures clearing telling us we should not be doing this, especially in our Jeep SUV, but we persisted–forward seemed to be the only option, there was no turning around. And there was the occasional car, like a Fiat 500, parked on the street. Then a man came out, gestured and told us the street ahead was only a meter wide. We would have to back out! Isabelle jumped out and joined this guy and so with their help Geoffrey slowwwly and painstakingly got us out. At many points we had only an inch or two on either side! The whole neighborhood quite enjoyed the spectacle and the guy told Isabelle that her dad was a great driver!

Parked at last we could enjoy walking around the town and it is indeed beautiful. Isabelle had read that there were catacombs here too, in fact we were headed toward them when we headed down the fateful street, and we found the church which housed them but the catacombs were chiusi, at least at that moment.

This from the VisitSicily website: Gangi, a small village which stands on a promontory in the province of Palermo, became famous the world over after being nominated the most beautiful village in Italy. It stages one of the island’s most famous and most eagerly anticipated events: the staging of the wonderful live nativity scene which attracts thousands of tourists.

It’s a little gem, full of historical heritage and traditions. According to legend, its was originally the mythical city of Engyon founded by the Cretans near the spring of the same name.

And to read more about this town I recommend this blog: Gangi, the impressive things that nobody told you about this town | SICILY ON WEB

By now we are really hungry and we’re moving into the time of day when shops and restaurants are closed but once again we’re lucky and find this restaurant.

We are inland and the food reflects this. Meat and potatoes, goat cheese and bread here! I try the mortadelle, if it’s ever good it would be here, but it remains one of my least favorite foods. This is our last real dinner in Sicily and then we’re off for a final visit to Cefalu.

We take a very winding road north through Geraci Siculo and Castelbuono right along the border of the Parco Nationale delle Madonie to Castel di Tusa on the coast.

Castel di Tusa on the way to Cefalu

And here we are back in Cefalu–White Lotus-ers will recognize the scene. On the beach we rent chairs, order our final Campari or Aperol spritzes and relax in the sun.

I’m not generally a fan of tattoos but this was spectacular! And it helps that she has a great figure

And so our trip winds down. We drive west past Palermo and out to our final night’s stay in Cinisi. The next morning we have to be up and out early. We grab a bite at the BnB and drive back to the airport. There’s time for last cappuccini and a game of Spite & Malice. I have one more travel adventure in Munich where I get myself on the wrong level of the airport and would have missed my flight were it not for a woman driving a vehicle for the “mobility impaired traveler” who seeing my baffled and frantic face stopped to ask me if I needed help. She put my baggage in her cart, told me to jump on, took me through Passport Control and deposited me at the proper gate. Whew. Tausend Dank, liebe Frau!!!!

The flights home were made almost painless thanks to my wonderful son who upgraded me to business class. What an immense difference that made though I admit I suffered a bit of impostor syndrome! Elbow room for eating dinner, served on linen with real flatware! Who knew!!!

Grazie mille to my son Geoffrey and granddaughter Isabelle–GREAT travel companions! And with love to my husband Bob for putting up with my incessant desire to travel! Baci e abbracci!! And now? We’re thinking about another adventure! Maybe along the west coast of Italy, through Castro dei Volschi, maybe down to Puglia and then over to Sardinia??? Chi lo sa! Ciao…..

Whoa–Apparently It’s Been a Year…

…since I last wrote here! First a nod, no, a curtsey to the late Queen. And God save the King! Seventy years ago when she assumed the throne I received a letter from a friend of my Mom consoling me on the death of my Dad (hers, much older of course, had just died as well) and sending me many souvenir booklets and cards, which I still have, from the coronation. Eight years later my Mom and I were in Bath and the Queen Mother walked by with her retinue no more than eight feet from us. These are some of my bona fides for my anglophilism!

AND, after two years of trying to get back to Orkney and the stone cottage in Stromness, we five–Lynn, Jill, Jen and Orkney-newbie and longtime friend Susan–will be boarding our flight to the UK! I do intend to write a daily blog as I have in the past (never did quite complete the one from 2019) though it won’t get published until we’re back unless I can figure out how to do it on my Kindle. So, stay tuned!

BUT, more importantly, we are getting ready for the 19th Crafts of Colrain Studio Tour (Veterans Day weekend, 12th and 13th November) as well as our 2nd Crafts of Colrain Pop-up Show (8th and 9th October) on State Street, Buckland side of Shelburne Falls. And here’s an advisory for you legions of mohair sock lovers, this is the last year–barring a miracle–these beautiful hand-dyed socks will be available!!

A Few More Watercolors

What fun this is! Would I ever have gotten here without Covid19 I wonder? The isolation has removed all the pressures of dyeing yarns, weaving, knitting in anticipation of upcoming shows. So far shows have been cancelled or postponed indefinitely (and really, I do have enough stock should there be a sudden reversal!) Here are some more of my watercolors.

These were done this winter when the living room was toasty warm and all I had to do was move from one chair to another for a different perspective.

I also drove out and photographed a few places just so I’d have some more potential drawings to do.

Of course I did some right from my own yard

Of course, there are my cats, both of whom have died leaving me bereft and needing to find another wonderful brother-sister pair. The little calico was Muizza (named for Mohammed’s kitten who fell asleep in his arms so he had to cut the sleeve off his robe in order to go to pray without waking her.) The tiger was Mischa Mouseky (Named for the cellist Mischa Maisky.)

And I have a few from recent trips to Spain and Italy (even if I didn’t get to go to Sicily this spring!)

Also one more from Stromness. Gulls having retrieved lambchop remains fly off

Adventures in Watercolor–Orkney

If Covid-19 has done nothing else, it has given me permission to spend time drawing. Now, I am no artist! I’ve never taken a formal class though I have watched a number of sketching and drawing classes that are offered through The Great Courses, which I highly recommend. (Some are available through Kanopy, a wonderful public library streaming site.)

This is my first attempt at reviving my blog and it turns out I’ve pretty much forgotten how to do it! Right now I am trying to figure out how to insert photographs.

It was windy and cold at the Kirbuster Farm this day!
The last morning in Stromness and it’s up to Brinkie’s Brae

Our Last Cottage Day

Fri, May 11

I hate coming to the end of a trip, especially journeys where I have stayed in one place long enough to make it feel like home. This morning I stand in the kitchen, awash in nostalgia. I look out at the harbor and think, this is the last day I can breathe in this particular view.

The four of us–Michael again stays behind, this time to work on his drawing–walk down the main street, popping into the bookstore where I buy a print copy of The Outrun so I can share it with the others. Then we drive off to Kirkwall where Jill finally decides on sweat shirts for Gussie and Fayley.  We catch a quick lunch at The Reel, a cafe but also a popular site for folk music and shows,

 https://www.wrigleyandthereel.com/

and then a quick ride up to the Dounby Butcher for lamb chops (to be our final cottage dinner!) and to buy the really substantial tote bags they sell.

We haven’t been to the Michael Sinclair Shop and Gallery–he’s new to the Craft Trail although he has been turning bowls for a quarter century–so he’s our next stop, nearby in Howar. I have collected enough bowls  over the years, surely I will not be tempted here at least. Wrong! I love his work, we all do and all four of us buy bowls. His wife Sara is fun to talk with too. In fact, at one point, she tells me, they too had raised Angora goats.  www.michael-sinclair-woodturner.co.uk

                          This is the one I choose

  

 

Back at the cottage Michael has been busy. He has taped his painting up on one of his windows, drawn the curtains around it and then we are all invited in to view it, one at a time, and only from a certain distance. As each of us is positioned, the curtain is drawn back to reveal his still unfinished work. No, I have no photo of it as this was not allowed.

Jen finally sits down and does a small painting of the Ring of Brodgar.

And Lynn has done some sketching too.

We haven’t exactly been prolific with our painting and sketching, not as we had thought we would be. Perhaps the cold, persistent wind deterred us from our plein air plans!

Our last cottage supper, prepared by Jill and Jen, is Dounby lamb chops, mint sauce, steamed new potatoes, herbed carrots and a salad. We drink up the remains of the wine, scotch whisky and beer. A bit of TV, a bit of knitting finishes the evening. We are all pretty quiet. In our bedrooms we pack and repack our bags. Tomorrow we will have to be out of #18 by 10 o’clock.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Gods Aren’t Smiling

Mon, May 8

I took a wonderfully hot shower last night–nothing unusual, the showers in the cottage are wonderful. But…when I went to wash my face this morning there was NO hot water. I let it run a long time; it got colder. Downstairs Jen was making coffee, I gave her the bad news. We took turns trying the faucets; perhaps someone will have the magic touch? Nope. It’s time for another email to Rosemary.

Oh well, we can’t let this little glitch stop us because this is Maeshowe day for Jen, and for Jill who has decided to go with her. The rest of us remember our visit last time, an amazing site where we had an excellent guide, and we feel it would be tempting fate to go again. We make a quick trip up to the Woolshed to buy some more of the North Ronaldsay yarn, both beautifully dyed and natural colored.

https://www.orkneydesignercrafts.com/members/textiles/the-woolshed

 The Woolshed

 North Ronaldsay rams

Back in Stenness we learn the next available tour is at 1 o’clock so Jill and Jen buy their tickets and we browse the little gift shop in the visitor center, not as extensive as the one in the former location.

 Yes, Lynn could have bought this fetchingly lovely helmet

While they go on the tour Michael takes a walk and Lynn and I sit in the car and knit.

https://www.orkneyjar.com/history/maeshowe/

When they return from the burial cairn we all head back for lunch. Now our road is closed not only at our end but down by the Stromness Hotel as well. At #18 there is still no hot water or message from Rosemary. Fortified, however, with our sandwiches (notice I can’t even say BLTs anymore!) we all head to Kirkwall. Jill has an appointment for a massage which she is eagerly awaiting, Jen goes to the Earl’s and Bishop’s Palaces, both Renaissance buildings near the cathedral and both in ruins now, Lynn and I go shopping together, especially to a couple of consignment shops on a search for luggage, and Michael, on his own, buys a vest. We meet at Judith Glue’s for our requisite afternoon cappuccinos and scones.

Jen at the Earl’s Palace

https://www.orkneyjar.com/history/earls.htm

https://www.orkneyjar.com/history/bishop.htm

Now the gods are really frowning; what have we done to offend them, what can we do to appease them? Back at the cottage there is still no hot water. There is an email from Rosemary saying that the water heater has been switched back on and all is fixed. Sadly, our nerves are beginning to fray. Another email goes to Rosemary from whom there are no more responses today. Jen makes dinner using various leftovers, I heat water so I can wash the accumulation of dishes (thank goodness for a really fast electric teapot!) and then we eat sitting in the front room. (It’s not the front room really but the enclosed porch with the great views onto the harbor.)

When Michael disappears to his room to emerge an hour later with his laptop, we figure he has been editing photos which he plans to show us, but no, he has written an email to Rosemary which he proceeds to read aloud. It lists every deficiency, as he sees it, going back to 2014,  and we, aghast, tell him, no, no! If he is hellbent on sending this he must make it very clear that it is his and his alone. Jen and Jill sensing the coming storm wisely retire downstairs. To his credit he does disappear again, returning with a somewhat softened version. However, Lynn and I reiterate: It’s yours, Michael. Make that clear.

We don’t play Spite and Malice and the cold, which I have been pretending I didn’t have, is much worse. Tomorrow will be better!

 

The Italian Chapel and Hot Water at Last

Tues, May 9

We awake to another cold, grey day in a cold, unheated, cold-water house by the North Sea. What do we expect? This isn’t the Mediterranean nor the Caribbean! While we drink our excellent coffee, Michael gives us his latest version of “the letter,” this time direct from his laptop in a computer-generated voice. Ouch!

But help arrives in the welcome form of Jason Scott with the full plumbing crew! He tells us that he had come yesterday and re-set the heater and now suspects that the reason it isn’t working again is clogged pipes because of the road work. We suspect this is not the first, nor will it be the last, time for many of the houses along the main street.

We tell him that we are on our way to the Italian Chapel in Burray and he tells us that he got married at the chapel last year. This, he tells us, is appropriate as his name was originally Scotti. We just want to hug him because he’s cute and because we won’t have to resort to more cold sponge baths!

Michael stays home again and we four drive to Cuween Hill, the neolithic burial cairn we visited before where Michael regaled us with part of an aria.

 Up the hill from the burial cairn

On a sign it says there is another cairn nearby so after going into this one we try to find the other. We drive up some pretty sketchy roads, get a good view of the sea, but can’t find it.

We’re off to the Italian Chapel at Lamb Holm (two Nissen huts set end to end) with its amazing trompe l’oeil interior designed by the Italian prisoner-of-war Domenico Chiocchetti and built by the POWs brought there to help construct the Churchill Barriers (good photos of the Barriers at this link.) The link will give you the story–truly an inspiring one. There are many videos on Youtube. My dad would have loved it.

https://www.visitorkney.com/things/history/the-italian-chapel

Next we continue on to So Ronaldsay in hopes of finding a necklace Jen lost the day we went to the Tomb of the Eagles. No luck at the Hoxa Gallery nor at the Workshop and Loft Gallery so we decide to have a late lunch at Robertson’s, the cafe Jen and Jill had found previously. It’s a lovely high-ceilinged bar and coffeehouse but our waitress is totally devoid of personality. When one of us orders an appetizer and others a main course and one a dessert only, the food is brought in that order so we eat in shifts as it were. When we ask why she says, “Oh no, we don’t serve the main at the same time as the starters!” How silly of us to have expected such an outlandish request. Nor was she able to package the dessert to go.

 Robertson’s.

Note Lynn’s latest hat with runes. It says Hamnavoe

Jen and Jill do a bit of beach combing near the Barriers on the way home; Jen is determined to find cowrie shells. Another stop at Tesco and then it’s back to the cottage and heat and hot water! Lynn makes chili for dinner after which it’s Spite and Malice, knitting and TV watching (dreadful real estate programs endlessly showing effusive realtors and couples looking at and rejecting various houses.)

Orkney Chapter Two!! We’re Off Again

The story of our second trip begins a month ago. There are five of us this time: in addition to the original Orkney travelers Lynn, Jill, Michael and I, we have added Jill’s daughter Jen. We’ve decided that along with knitting projects we will also try sketching and to that end we have all bought watercolors or watercolor pencils, notebooks and other paraphernalia and some of us have been trying to hone our skills. The 18 months of anticipation finally ends, we’ve all packed and repacked a dozen times in order to have the fewest but most useful clothes for the Orkney spring weather. We don’t want to check our bags so we won’t have to worry about lost luggage.

And we’re off…

 Lynn and I at the still barricaded Heath Rd bridge

27 April 2017

We’re on the road to Bradley Airport (Hartford/Springfield) about 2 o’clock, Jen’s husband Neil driving us down I-91. Our Aer Lingus flight is at 6 o’clock. Going through security is easy enough and we’ve left ourselves plenty of time. No one has said “Oh my God, I forgot…”

The plane is full, cramped and for those of us who didn’t bring our own earphones (me, for example) the movies are all unintelligible. Dinner is adequate–a choice of cheese pasta or beef stew–but the free glass of wine has become a luxury of the past for us Economy Class folks. Luckily I have my Kindle which keeps me entertained, mostly. At the Dublin airport we have to slog our luggage miles and miles, up and down stairs, with no time to buy drinks or food.

Flight number two to Edinburgh is aboard a creaky old plane with a flight attendant who must be Mr Bean‘s brother, a twin perhaps? We are invited to purchase snacks and drinks which look like they have circulated through the cabin far too many times. We don’t take him up on the offer. Another interminable trek up and down and through the Edinburgh airport to our waiting Flybe plane–even smaller–to Kirkwall, Orkney. At last we arrive and the very pleasant and knowledgeable car hire man is waiting for us. We get our beautiful Citroen Picasso stick shift and Jen takes to the car like a duck to water and is instantly expert navigating the narrow roads and streets of Kirkwall. (Jill is delighted to relinquish her role as driver!)

 At the car hire

We check into the Kirkwall Hotel right down by the harbor and while Michael and Jill take naps (we’ve been up for about 36 hours) Jen, Lynn and I decide to drive out to Stromness, see our cottage which will be ready for us tomorrow,

 Our first visit to No. 18 South End

and make a quick visit to the Ring of Brodgar.

The weather is as predicted (turns out it’s about the same back home) cool, grey and windy. We stop and buy beremeal biscuits, various cheeses and a couple Orkney beers. (Beremeal, if you don’t remember, is an ancient type of barley grown on Orkney. We plan to revisit the Barony Mill which still grinds this delicious grain.)

After we’ve eaten–no one is very hungry–we play several games of Spite and Malice before retiring to bed about 9:30. Jill and Jen share one room, Michael, Lynn and I the other.

We Head East

Mon, May 26
Now that we’ve been in our cozy cottage through two weekends and explored so many of the Mainland byways we are feeling both very settled in, almost native Orcadian, and at the same time there is a touch of wistfulness, a hint of premature nostalgia. Journeys once they have dipped past the midpoint tumble down to their conclusion. We are checking our guidebooks more making sure we find the places we have missed so far.
And so today, suited again in our waterproof pants and our matching Slogger rubber shoes and with headlamps, we set out for Cuween Hill and its chambered cairn. Like the Tomb of the Eagles, which we decided last week not to visit, Cuween Hill’s cairn offered up what is surmised to be totemic animal remains, in this case 24 dog skulls, along with human remains and other animal bones. It is 4500 years old.
We are alone when we park and walk up the slope to the mound. The “torch” (flashlight for you non-Brits) has been left on no doubt and the battery is dead. We slither through a very tight entrance with at least two of us wearing our headlamps which though bright do not really illuminate the space well and the chamber is small, only large enough for the four of us sitting there. We can see the four cells off the chamber and we poke our heads into them. If there are any Norse graffiti runes here we can’t see them.

Again…this stone construction is 4500 years old, and being in here with no guide, no other tourists, the sense of history, of prehistory is very strong. One wonders what sorts of ritual, what acts were performed here and by whom. Priests or priestesses? This is just one of over 76 discovered chambered cairns scattered across the Orkney islands Like children, however, we make silly sounds to check the resonance and Michael even sings an aria, which opera?, but the sound is muffled. This is a tomb.

Cuween Hill…entrance to the cairn
Back outside Jill finds rhubarb growing wild and picks some. We’ll have rhubarb and apple compote later.

We head further east, and as usual we still comment on every adorable lamb and its mother, every calf with his mom and point out every abandoned farmstead and discuss buying, renovating and how we would live there for weeks or months at a time.

We ask Jill to stop so we can photograph another wonder but she generally says, with a stern glare but a sly smile, “No! You haven’t given me three minutes warning!” and then, once in a while, if she can, she stops. We also pull over to pick the more enticing bits of wool off the barbed wire that is used to fence off most of the fields.

The roads are mostly single lane with lay-bys for encountering oncoming cars and lorries. Farming is a big business here but as far as we can tell, it’s just livestock. We don’t see much except the occasional kitchen garden in the way of vegetables being grown. And the wool, unless it is from one of the special breeds, North Ronaldsay is one, is all sent to a wool pool.
We head out to the peninsula and the brough of Deerness where we have read that many varieties of seabirds can be found. We find seagulls, not even the ubiquitous oystercatcher shows up and we seem to have missed reading about the remains of a small Celtic or Pictish chapel there so we don’t look for it! We don’t see any seals either.

The Gloup…or is it a geo, pronounced gew?


nesting seagulls


Heading back toward Kirkwall we try to find an iron age site, Mine Howe, with its 29 treacherous steps leading down into the subterranean chamber. We can’t find it. We drive the stretch of road three times, we ask directions…nothing. Besides being a place where considerable amount of metal work was done–there are kilns set into the interior–it was also a place of burial. We give up and later back in Kirkwall at the Orkney Museum we learn that the site is not always open which may explain the lack of signs. Jill buys the book on Mine Howe and we will have to make do with that.
We have excellent coffee and cake again at Judith Glue’s (and note the sign outside that says “Real” Food which we suspect is a slight poke at The Reel just across the street.
Michael buys the final ingredients for his specialty tonight. We force him to modify the recipe by using the linguine we already have instead of buying the correct penne!
Linguine/Penne with Vodka Sauce
1/4 c olive oil
10 cloves garlic, crushed
salt
35 oz crushed plum tomatoes (or fresh)
crushed hot red pepper
1/2 c heavy cream
2 Tbl butter
1/4 c vodka
1 lb pasta
Process tomatoes to aerate. Heat the oil, add the garlic to brown. Carefully add the tomatoes and simmer about 3 minutes.
Add salt and red pepper, vodka, the cream and butter (olive oil can be substituted)
Add the al dente pasta to the sauce and bring back to a boil.
Add 2 to 3 Tbl Italian parsley and 3/4 c grated Parmesan. Stir together
Serve with a salad…and here’s Lynn’s dressing
1 1/2 lemons, juiced
1 tsp hot Colman’s mustard
Salt, pepper, olive oil, chopped parsley. (Anchovies should be added but in deference to Michael we leave these out!)
It is delicious!!! We have Hereford Red, a tempranillo/malbec with it and then watch Death at a Funeral.


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Down the Darkling Road to….?

As unlikely as this seems, this being my birthday and all, I am sitting in the waiting room while a doctor injects another shot into Bob’s eyeball. It gives me a queasy feeling and I am squinting as I write this and I also know that I am relieved it is his eyeball and not mine. The drug, which is used conventionally to fight colorectal cancer, turns out to also stabilize macular degeneration. How, I ask myself, would someone figure that out? What possible similarities can there be between a malignant cancer way down the gut and a condition that ultimately robs a person of center sight? Who said, “Hey, let’s try this stuff in an eye!”

But this is not what I wanted to write about at all though there is a tenuous connection. Aging and not being the person you once were, that’s the connection. Last Friday we packed our van with all the paraphernalia for the Sheep & Wool Festival in Rhinebeck: tables, table cloths, the two dollar rug I once got from my cousin Nancy, a director’s chair, gridded panels and fixtures to hold scarves and yarns, photos and shawls, lights and their spare parts and tools, decorative wreathes of autumnal leaves, Vietnamese baskets and several plastic tubs of product, our clothes and all our paraphernalia and after tearful farewells to the dogs we left. (The cockatiels and the cats Mischa and Muizza, the goats and the peafowl are pretty stoic about farewells and didn’t immediately fall to the ground, abject and pleading. Elli had to be dragged from the van. Fenris was burdocked to Bob’s leg)

We had gotten all the way to Hawley on 8A having already parked to eat the many strange and mislabeled  dishes from Keystone that Bob had bought for lunch when I remembered the essential paperwork–parking pass, insurance papers, sales tax certificate–all sitting right on my desk and although I suspected we could probably survive without this bureaucratic back-up, I knew it was best to go fetch it. So back we went. The dogs had dragged a 10-pound bag of sugar out into the kitchen and chewed a hole in it, thinking no doubt, they would find doggie kibbles or kitty bits, but fortunately as I had forbidden Bob to come in again, Elli and Fen walked away from me and went out the back; I am just chump change to them. So we are on our way again feeling only a bit aggrieved.

I’ll skip the drive, the set-up, even the night at the motel not far from the Kingston/Rhinebeck Bridge where we had stayed last year and where we planned to stay just Friday night as we had made plans to spend Saturday with our Staten Island friends Barbara and Michael. We didn’t need dinner on Friday as our Keystone lunches were still sitting cannonball-like in our stomachs. But I will add that the night attendant in the motel was a close relative–we’re talking personality here–of the owner of the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. I reminded him of a teacher he had had. “Whew, that’s probably not so good,” I said. “Oh no, I liked her a lot! But why are you only staying one night?” he wanted to know. I explained.

Saturday was not a beautiful fall day but the crowds were as always thick, the food lines endless, the buildings crowded with folks wearing all the sweaters and ponchos and vests they had made. There was a sprinkling of women with pink or lime green or turquoise mohawks, but our business seemed slow and leaving the fairgrounds at 5:30 was the usual traffic jam that stretched for miles. When we had finally gotten across the bridge I said to Bob, “Hey, give Mike a call and tell him we’re heading down 199 so we’ll be there soon and just check with him for the landmarks we need.” The sun was already setting, the sky dark with clouds and I had just realized that I had left my Kindle back in the booth. Bob dialed the number, then said,” Uhhh, she says the number is not in service.” He tried twice more, I tried. The number was not in service. Great! Clearly they have forsaken their landline for cell phones. I look in my address book, we have only a box number, no street name. I look on my phone–maybe they are in my contact list. No, they’re not. By now night has fallen and 199 has segued into the narrow, winding, mainly shoulderless 209 which will take us through Stone Ridge and New Paltz and on to Wawarsing. Headlights are blinding me, deer are waiting to leap in front of me, some jerk is tailgating with his high beams on and we are trying to remember something, anything about where we are headed. “I think their farm is called Deer Run Something” I venture, “And wasn’t there something about a water tower?” And after a fairly abstemious day I am already smelling the home-smoked meats that Mike has prepared for us and tasting the bottle of red wine he has promised to open.

As slowly as we can in a long line of commuters rushing to get home, we try to read the names on the little roads that turn off 209 and we do see a tower of sorts, though it’s on the wrong side of the road and we do venture down a couple of these little roads but they end up in trailer parks and I’m not about to knock on a stranger’s door to ask if they know Barbara or Mike or have ever heard of Deer Run Farm. Nor is Bob. I pull off into the state police barracks to ask but there is a sign on the door saying “We are all away patrolling the roads. Please use the phone” and an arrow pointing. I don’t and we drive out again, followed instantly by a state trooper from the barracks. Ah, I think. I’ll pull over and he’ll stop to ask why we were at the barracks. I stop, he doesn’t.

Because I don’t have my Kindle with me (Damn!!) I can’t check email so next I call home where Bob’s daughter Sally is minding the farm and ask her to turn on the computer and find old email with just maybe a phone number. She finds one…it is Barbara’s work number. Not hopeful, though I know she is actually at work right then at SUNY New Paltz, I leave a pathetic message but I know she won’t check her phone. And so, defeated, angry about forgetting the Kindle, annoyed that people would relinquish their good landlines for crummy cell reception, hungry, worn out and feeling about 105 we head back to the motel. Our Best Exotic Marigold desk clerk is amused to see me again, crestfallen and weary, and we get another room. In Kingston we find a diner where we eat a meal not unlike the Keystone lunch. We vow we will never do the Rhinebeck show again. We are too old, period.

The next day Barbara comes and spends several hours with us and we have a great time and make plans for them to visit later this year. We warn her of our closed bridge. Sales are still pretty underwhelming but yesterday I signed us up for another year. And this morning I found, in a little tray on my desk, a business card with a map drawn on the back and Barbara’s cell phone number carefully saved from last year. You just can’t let age get you down!